"Teri Louise Kelly? I'm sick of her. So what if she's had four books published, has made a CD and plays bass guitar in a punk band? Tell someone who cares. I definately won't be going to see her ANY DAMNED WHERE, whether she takes her clothes of or not. And now I hear she's writing about vampires? I mean, come on! She'll never win the Miles Franklin with crap like that. And between you and me, I heard . . . wait, okay, I heard she used to be a boy, like, can you believe the nerve of the girl, what does she think we are, artists or what?"