THREE FLARF
By M.V. Montgomery
help me to understand you, vampire
Please help me to understand you better!
When vampires choose someone to feed on,
they don't look for people who are offering
to be donors because. . .?
I found a vampire for you, but forgot
to keep him out of the sun . . . o well.
It helped me to understand you a bit better
to know why you did it, in your own words.
Can you help me to understand you? Are you
here for my brain? Oh, yeah!
Can you hold off a vampire with a sun lamp?
Sorry dude, I’m still sad to this day because
he was a big part of my childhood and
I loved him to death (no pun intended).
Sorry dude, but that was dreadful,
all the right notes but no feeling behind
the notes. But don't fret (no pun intended).
Sorry dude, but you don't have the right
to ruin someone else's trip (no pun intended).
You took one look at me and said, “Oi, you're getting a pedicure,
why are you wearing close-toed shoes?”
Is it that I don't become one of those mightier-than-thou types
who think they are superior?
It's hard to find cute close-toed shoes that I like, so tell you what:
the pedicure is mightier than the sword.
The kids and I have one pair of close-toed shoes (tennies) and only
a little leather. Everyday moments:: mightier than a sword.
“I baptize you with water; but he who is mightier than I is coming,
the Thong.”
Ironically, she wore close-toed shoes the entire cruise.
"M.V. Montgomery is the author of two recent books of poetry, Strange Conveyances and Joshu Holds a Press Conference."
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